my mom slapped an article from a magazine down in front of me and the title was “harry styles and the four other guys” and my mom said “what are you going to do about this”
if you were wondering my mom is a niall girl and she is not taking any of this shit
if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me
i hope harry literally never takes off his glitterboots. i hope glitterboots become his trademark. i want to see him tripping in the street every day wearing them with his normal stripey/plaid outfits like a little glitterbee. i hope he begins using them in place of legal currency. i hope he signs his name with a little glitterboot doodle. i hope that he sleeps with glitterboots on his big ole paws after he puts on handcream at night. i hope he wears them on tour and they dazzle under lights. i hope that from now on every time harry styles falls down all you can see is sparkles. i hope his glitterboots give him magical and possibly evil powers. i hope he loses a glitterboot after tripping in a gutter and cries in public about it. i hope someone brings his glitterboot back to him because everyone knows about fucking glitterboots styles. i hope he dances. glitterboots.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night